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{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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