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The Apostolic Movement of Schoenstatt is a Catholic Marian movement founded in Germany in 1914 by Fr Joseph Kentenich, who saw the movement as a means of spiritual renewal for the Catholic Church. The movement is named after the small locality of Schönstatt which is part of the town of Vallendar near Koblenz, in Germany.
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Ursel Lorenzen was formerly a West German NATO secretary who defected to East Germany in 1979.
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Mishoodaghi Mount is a mountain range in East Azerbaijan province of Iran. It is located between Tasouj, Marand, and Shabestar cities. Mishodaghi peak has several peaks including: Ali-Alamdar, Falak daghi, Kooseh-Baba, and Uzoun-Bel. Yam Ski Resort is located in northern foothills